Thursday, November 8, 2007

Film: A BALANCING ACT - by Marc Israel

at 1:30 PM

Hi Friends!
Don't miss the Balancing Act that's sweeping the nation, taking it by storm, Norman Schwarzkopf calls it an event not too be missed, children are starting to balance stuff on BMX bikes in Iowa suburbs, several people personally told me this week they've started growing Kombucha after viewing it, or that Kombucha saved their life, or that Kombucha doesn't grow on trees, I can't quite remember what they said but it was memorable, and now this Balancing Act is coming to the Northampton Independent Film Festival, apropos of nothing, sure to outdo your Holloween costume, good for breastfeeding babies, takes the unwanted hair out from under yr nose ladies, removes unsightly pimples & replaces them with shits & giggles, it cleans the crumbs from your bed, it's what showbiz is all about, watching this movie will make you climb faster, will keep yr cats from urinating on yr couch, it cures the mumps, elephantism, Zionism, general klawstrophobia, inbreeding, in fact Ms. Dorothy Venus from Mobile, Alabama swore she "had a better head & shoulders sense-of-things" after just one viewing! What are you waiting for?! Come see this tragedy bound to be a comedy classic, bring yr loved ones, and all yr houndogs! The time is NIGH, as in this Saturday, November 10th at 1:30 p.m., Weinstein Auditorium, Wright Hall, Smith Campus! visit marcisraelfilms for a sneak preview!

Alcohol under 18 not permitted without proof of purchase.
All proceeds go to benefit the Belgian Waffle Assoc. of San Quentin.
One winner & two losers will be picked at random & made to kiss each other in a closet.
Refunds not available except wherever quality fake mustaches are sold.
Due to an increase in sexual stimulation, please wear two pairs of pants. Grandpa's please keep your hat on.
This offer is void when inhibited.

Marc Israel
Phenomenal World Cinema
62 West St. #3
Northampton, MA 01060 USA

1 comment:

Bob Hoeppner said...

Well, he certainly tries hard to be quirky. Anyway, that afternoon it looks like I'll be at the art show at Indian Orchard Mills.